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people are killed by motorists than by rapists and murderers (by about ten to one) a fact I would put both forcibly and loudly to any motorists who dared to question my actions because of their awful driving.
Whilst you are all sitting comfortably in your sound- proofed, silent, comfortable warm motor car, I might remind you of the advice given to me when I was a probationer copper, by an old police sergeant, "Remember Lad, the most stupid animal on this plant usually has a steering wheel in its hands. “Oh how right he was.” There is a charity for those who have lost a loved one, or mutilated by a car themselves. It is called 'ROADPEACE' and can be contacted on 0845 4500 355 and www.roadpeace.org.
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out of a side road at 30mph and hit me whilst I was cycling by. I ended up with a smashed hip and thigh, broken ribs, huge hole in my back and deep cuts to my face. I am now 20% functionally disabled and held together with metal plates and huge screws.
Yes, Mr Bacchus, you exercise your freedom of the road, but do not expect any support from people like me. You do so at the expense of people like me. Rules and laws are important, they are there to guide wise men and save lives. If you break them then pay up. “If you cannot do the time do not do the crime,” is a well known saying amongst criminals. The Road Traffic Act is a criminal law, you break it and you are a criminal. Far more